Friendship
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Getting older isn’t so bad
with a forever friend like you.
I just wish forever was as
long as it used to be
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Friendship is best
with those who make others laugh. Like you!
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Please tell me,
my wisest friend,
the meaning of this riddle.
In Spanish would be fine
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Time flies, my friend.
But we ain’t firewood yet!
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Let’s face it, my friend. If you had a stair climber like this, you’d be the fittest person
in the world.
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I’d say, “Man, are you hammered. Now get off the floor and stop staring at
the light bulb on the ceiling.” Then I’d say, “Good times, my friend. Good times.”
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Just one more reason
why I’m crazy about you,
my good friend.
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What can I say? Having a friend like you makes me want to do crazy shit.
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May you always enjoy the warmth of good friends.
Like me.
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Whatever it is you’re looking for, my friend, I know you’ll
find it if it’s the last thing
you do.
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Friends don’t let friends
have mediocre lives. Do something insanely daring today!
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You’re my friend, my inspiration
and hands down the
gutsiest person I know!
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One of the great joys
in my life is farting around
with a friend like you.
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You’ve always played
by the rules, my friend.
How the hell is that
working out for ya?
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May your Garden of Eden
be what you really wish for,
my friend.
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Hair today, gone tomorrow.
Take solace in knowing
our friendship will endure!
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Every diet, my friend,
should have holes in it.
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We may not always
see eye to eye. But
without your friendship
my life would be like a day
without licking myself.
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I could go for a couple
of ice cream cones. How about you, my good friend?
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